Lol…welcome to HS all over again. Ohh the embarrising memories. I use to pop random erections while landscaping…don’t know why. I’d have to do the belt tuck. The situation has not yet occured at school now, but if it does, fuck it. I’ll walk around at full mast with pride…maby even hang a little american flag from my tallywhacker and say I am being patriotic.
lol only serious post in this thread
and the tuck and hide is the best action ever
yeah but the only problem then is the bulge in your belt that sticks out…and sometimes it pinches. Also, when it startes to go down and you are at semi chub mode, it is too soft to stay in the belt, yet its big enough that people know you have a chub.
lol used to use that move all the time back in HS (and still do) Edit: the only downside was when you have to sit down… youch
lol I remember being 15… at my first HS dance with an attractive female… then the slow dance :lol: she probably thought I was mugging her “get your gun out of my hip”
Bing.
I fucking love you.
This thread brightened my day.
And yeah, these things to happen…
i think its funny how the tuck up is a completely voluntary move.
well, let me put it this way.
nobody ever taught me the tuck up, it just kinda made the most sense in h.s.
then, shortly there after, i come to find out that every dude on this planet uses the tuck up
coinsidence?
i think not
Noobs.
Take advantage of it at the office, most of those guys can’t get it up, and most of the girls there know it.
Let your soldier display his helmet with pride and confidence.
if your pants are loose enough, leave it in one of the legs (the right side for me 
) and let it left your pants up, get a work out.
Getting laid the night before makes it worse… sometimes painful.
or do yourself a favor and rub one out.
ahh yes the old tuck away trick.
I pulled this many of times but one stands out over the rest. I was in a math class in 10th grade and like any normal 10th grader i got a randon hard on. As standard male procedure i tucked the problimatic boner in my belt line and forgot about um. Shortley after i got an urgy to stretch my back so i leaned back a bit and my shirt went up… yep thats right shirt up+ hard on tucked in belt = me having a good amount of wang out for anyone who wanted to look over and see
great day…
Best thing to do is just go witht the flow.
yeah there definately nothin like goin to work rockin a boner. it goes down mad fast for me if i just think of rosie o’donnell, nothin like a fat carpet muncher with an annoying voice to kill any hard on
dress pants give you the rub on…you’ll be walking around, say a mall, when bam the pants are just rubbing the tip the right way and bingo we have attention. :lol:
i think this thread now has to take a significant turn for the better…
moving on from random hard-ons at work into:
what is the best thing you have ever done with your erection at work or in class?
or in other words, best work-time-wack-off tales.
yes i have them, but i wanna see other people’s first.
when i was working at schmitts chrysler jeep we had a wreck in the shop, and the owner was this hot lil brunette chick, prolly like 19 or 20
she comes in the one day to check on her car, and she was one of the “show me exactly whats wrong” types, so the boss is out there “this here is bent, and thats cracked” pointin shit out to her …
i was working on the next car over messin with a bumper cover that wouldnt fit … so im sitting on the floor while shes 5 feet away bending over her engine bay
pink panties, lace edge, one lip was hanging out (shaved) and the skirt was inching up her cheeks …
you can imagine the effect this had on me
so after the view is over, and shes in the office, i start walking off to the bathroom… one of my coworkers makes the comment “you had a nice view, bet ya gotta rub one out now.”
me- yea, if mike asks about me, tell him i had to take a monster shit
in there for like 10 minutes, finished up, walked out of the stall, and one of the mechanics was just walkin in … "oh shit, you stink the place up?‘’
me- “no, no smell at all, but dont be surprised if you ass sticks to the seat, and by the way, the brunette w/ the VDub is down in the shop if u want another look”
took him a moment, but he figured out what i was in there for 
my brother (former cook) once dipped his nuts in a coworker’s (bitchy waitress) bleu cheese.
ever since seeing the movie “waiting” i can’t keep my balls in my pants
me and all my friends consistantly display our testicles to eash other, and we have invented many a new name
for example i sneek up behind you, say at a campfire, and lightly place my balls on your shoulder and yell “arrrrrr it’s the parrot”
also when i was in highschool i would so rub it on a chick while dancing it was my way of saying “i expect you to know what we doing later”