So say you work for a faceless corperation.

[Bacon]

when i quit client logic i brought out all the old error codes
“i’m sorry sir, you’re suffering from an ID 10 T error”
“This looks like a typical PEBKAC error, you can troubleshoot it with the manufacturer”

That was pretty priceless listening to that one row over. Didn’t they kick you out after you stopped taking calls half-way through. Or something like that.