So, this guy worked at a pickle factory...

and everyday he had a strong urge to put his dick in the pickle slicer. Finally, he couldn’t take it anymore and did it. He came home that night and told his wife he got fired for putting his dick in the pickle slicer.

She rushed over to him and pulled his pants down only to find that everything was fine. confused, she asked, “What happened to the pickle slicer?”

The man replied, “I think she got fired too.”

lol good one.

hahahahahaahahha.

nice zinger zong

lmao

good one zongo

hardee har har!
Heres one.
Q: What do 9 out of 10 people consider to be a good time?
A: Gang rape.

fucking LOL

AHhh, Oncore!?
Q: What do Ethiopians do at night?

A: Starve.

ahem…

Q. What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection?

A. A quarter pounder with cheese.

:biglol::biglol:

haha. A+ to all of those.

1st one is the best.

this thread’s gunna suck hard…

why?

nyspeed consists of mostly corny people (proof is already coming through)

HOWEVER, this was discussed before, I think we should have a stand up night at some open mic place. I think it would be super funny

that was great