So...

I hope you’re more capable of sarcasm and debauchery than your grasp of the English language…

Example:

a. Before I was able to stuff my cock balls deep into Fickle Bastard’s mother’s greasy shit chute, I had to SHEAR off the dense forest of ass hairs blocking my access.

b. After I was finished exploding my full load of baby batter into Fickle Bastard’s mother’s chocolate expressway, she sucked the putrid mix of shit and cum off of my cock, and I collapsed on my bed in a state of SHEER bliss.