some observations about pewp!*MS Paint*

I just told my dad about the upper decker, he’s laughing so hard he’s crying, I have to check to see if he’s still breathing :lol

So my friends and i spent the night at some girls st rose dorm last year.

Im sleeping and wake up to him farting, he goes into thier bathroom and takes a upperdecker!

We left shortly after! ;D

Oh wait, just noticed this…that’s not Lance in the picture…there’s no goofy hair.


I make sure to cover the yellow as well. People piss there… so I protect myself from those crucial areas as well. I also put toilet paper on the floor cause people piss on the floor.

The corn kernel’s outermost ‘skin’ does nto get digested in your stomach, the inside of the corn kernel does, and as the ‘skin’ travels through your digestive system, primarily the latter most part, it fills up with poo, which gives the illusion of whole kernels being pooped out.

Interesting. Today I laid a log at work that looked like this:
http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg111/PaulJBrudzienski/greenturd.jpg
WTF?

You sure that isn’t a cucumber from a recreational activity?

Exit only. It was a turd.

:lol

I vote that it was an insertion of a Cucumber.

Nobody asked for your vote. :stfu

:nana :ssh

poop turns green from a little nose powder …paul what ya been up to ?

you people are fucking pussies.

If theres stuff on the seat, I wipe the damn seat.

Its an asshole. I don’t eat out of it, off of it, or anywhere near it. I shower daily. I also wash my hands afterwords. No issues after 20 years of shitting in public toilets.

ill hover depending on wheree im at but i always do the harley kick start when im done or if it really nasty in there ill leave a few biscuits floatin ;D

I havent been doing that but not to say I wouldnt.

if ya call them they will come ;D and i will be right next to ya waitin also :nod lets do it fuck it :umm

Ive done it before- was a good time.

:+1 many times before ;D

Just once for me. I dont have the money to do that everyday.