“Life is a bitch, especially in a Honda”
“Hello officer, would you like a Donut or a Drivers License?”
“Con:I drive a Ford, Pro:It smells like a Lemon”
“Hello officer, if you are reading this, you are breaking the law”
“I have 400 horsepower, but i drive 10kmh under the speed limit, must be the turbo lag”
“I appologize for driving so slow, im on HWY 7”
“No,NO,No you are mistaken this is a Datsun, Nissan is impounded”