Speaking of Pelosi...

[FONT=Comic Sans MS]I am only posting this because it would be sort of funny if Bush and Cheney quit and Pelosi took over.[/FONT]
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[FONT=Comic Sans MS]BUSH’S RESIGNATION SPEECH

The following ‘speech’ was written recently by an ordinary Maine-iac [a
resident of the People’s Republic of Maine]. While satirical in nature, all
satire must have a basis in fact to be effective. This is an excellent piece
by a person who does not write for a living.

[/FONT]The speech George W. Bush might give:

Normally, I start these things out by saying ‘My Fellow Americans.’ Not doing it this time. If the polls are any indication, I don’t know who more than half of you are anymore. I do know something terrible has happened, and that you’re really not fellow Americans any longer.

I’ll cut right to the chase here: I quit.

Now before anyone gets all in a lather about me quitting to avoid impeachment, or to avoid prosecution or something, let me assure you: There’s been no breaking of laws or impeachable offenses in this office. The reason I’m quitting is simple. I’m fed up with you people. I’m fed up because you have no understanding of what’s really going on in the world. Or of what’s going on in this once-great nation of ours. And the majority of you are too damned lazy to do your homework and figure it out.

Let’s start local. You’ve been sold a bill of goods by politicians and the news media.

Meanwhile, all you can do is whine about gas prices, and most of you are too
damn stupid to realize that gas prices are high because there’s increased
demand in other parts of the world, and because a small handful of noisy
idiots are more worried about polar bears and beachfront property than your
economic security.

We face real threats in the world. Don’t give me this ‘blood for oil’ thing.
If I were trading blood for oil I would’ve already seized Iraq’s oil fields and let the rest of the country go to hell. And don’t give me this ‘Bush Lied… People Died’ crap either. If I were the liar you morons take me for, I could’ve easily had chemical weapons planted in Iraq so they could be ‘discovered.’ Instead, I owned up to the fact that the intelligence was faulty. Let me remind you that the rest of the world thought Saddam had the goods, same as me. Let me also remind you that regime change in Iraq was official US policy before I came into office. Some guy named ’ Clinton ’ established that policy. Bet you didn’t know that, did you?

Now some of you morons want to be led by a junior senator with no understanding of foreign policy or economics, and this nitwit says we should attack Pakistan, a nuclear ally. And then he wants to go to Iran and make peace with a terrorist who says he’s going to destroy us. While he’s doing that, he wants to give Iraq to al Qaeda, Afghanistan to the Taliban, Israel to the Palestinians, and your money to the IRS so the government can give welfare to illegal aliens, who he will make into citizens, so they can vote to re-elect him. He also thinks its okay for Iran to have nuclear weapons, and we should stop our foreign aid to Israel.

Did you sleep through high school? You idiots need to understand that we face a unique enemy. Back during the cold war, there were two major competing political and economic models squaring off. We won that war, but we did so because fundamentally, the Communists wanted to survive, just as we do. We were simply able to outspend and out-tech them. That’s not the case this time. The soldiers of our new enemy don’t care if they survive. In fact, they want to die. That’d be fine, as long as they weren’t also committed to taking as many of you with them as they can. But they are. They want to kill you, and the bastards are all over the globe. You should be grateful that they haven’t gotten any more of us here in the United States since September 11. But you’re not. That’s because you’ve got no idea how hard a small number of intelligence, military, law enforcement, and homeland security people have worked to make sure of that. When this whole mess started, I warned you that this would be a long and difficult fight. I’m disap-pointed how many of you people think a long and difficult fight amounts to a single season of ‘Survivor.’ Instead, you’ve grown impatient. You’re incapable of seeing things through the long lens of history, the way our enemies do. You think that wars should last a few months, a few years tops.

Making matters worse, you actively support those who help the enemy. Every
time you buy the New York Times, every time you send a donation to a cut -and-run Democrat’s political campaign, well, dang it, you might just as well Fed Ex a grenade launcher to a Jihadist. It amounts to the same thing. In this day and age, it’s easy enough to find the truth. It’s all over the internet. It just isn’t on t he pages of the New York Times, USA Today, or on NBC News. But even if it were, I doubt you’d be any smarter. Most of you would rather watch American Idol or Dancing with Stars. I could say more about your expectations that the government will always be there to bail you out, even if you’re too stupid to leave a city that’s below sea level and has a hurricane approaching. I could say more about your insane belief that government, not your own wallet, is where the money comes from. But I’ve come to the conclusion that were I to do so, it would sail right over your heads.

So I quit. I’m going back to Crawford. I’ve got an energy-efficient house down there (Al Gore could only dream) and the capability to be fully self-sufficient for years. No one ever heard of Crawford before I got elected, and as soon as I’m done here pretty much no one will ever hear of it again. Maybe I’ll be lucky enough to die of old age before the last pillars of America fall.

Oh, and by the way, Cheney’s quitting too. That means Pelosi is your new
President. You asked for it. Watch what she does carefully, because I still
have a glimmer of hope that there are enough of you remaining who are smart
enough to turn this thing around in 2008. So that’s it.

God bless what’s left of America.
Some of you know what I mean. The rest of you, kiss off.
PS - You might want to start learning Farsi, and buy a Koran.
IN GOD WE TRUST

posting your spam mails again?

Being a douche again?

http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg39/kenzakhi/spam.jpg

Figure out how to operate your Made in teh USA picture frame yet?

I thought that pretty good.

wow republican propaganda yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

btw fuck democrats and republicans… I would be a republican if the “republicans” were still republican…

republican.

Bush would never say any of those things. We all know he can’t speak or think in complete sentences.

:word:
his would be something more like
I QUIT. I MISS TEXAS. I CAN HAS CHAINSAW?

Am I the only one who’s memory can reach back to the early part of the millenium? There was this little thing Iraq was out of compliance with. What was that called again? Oh, yeah. UN Resolution 687. UN Resolution 687. But we just couldn’t wait for

Ah fuck it. Why do I even read the crap on this site anymore?

^ RE: Your last point… I’m wondering the same thing about your posts lately.

While you’re looking up UN resolutions read up a little bit on their oil for food program. It explains why waiting for resolution 687 was like waiting for the fox to tell you the chicken coop was safe.

or…

Me quit! All your base are belong to us! Scissors…61!

People aren’t going to “convert” because you post stupid things on a car message board.

Nice Hilter smiley face, by the way.

Its from the artwork on an excellent book called “Liberal Fascism”

so since McCain can’t/won’t win we have to suffer with a year of pouting?

fixed.

Have you ever read the book?

No, all but the right wing partisan reviewers made it clear that it’s not worth my time. I think the fact that the Amazon page has a package to buy it with Obama Nation pretty well sums it up.

Lock & delete this SHIT please

This ain’t no democracy, but we like to let people bicker.

At least you get to have an ignore list. :2fingers: