This is probably a repost, but guess how much I care!?!?!?!
SPEEDING IN MICHIGAN
GOOD
A Lansing,Mi. Policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn’t getting many. Then he discovered the problem; a 12-year-old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign, which read ‘RADAR TRAP AHEAD.’ The officer also found the boy had an accomplice who was down the road with a sign reading ‘TIPS’ and a bucket full of money. (And we used to just sell lemonade!)
BETTER
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar post in Grand Rapids,MI. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.
BEST
A Young woman was pulled over for speeding. A Michigan State trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, 'I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the StateTrooper’s Ball. ‘He replied, ’ Michigan State troopers don’t have balls.’ There was a moment of silence. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left.