stay awake dumbass

Man Falls Asleep Stealing Gasoline, Police Say

POSTED: 11:22 am EDT September 28, 2005

MUNCIE, Ind. – If you’re going to steal gas, you might want to stay awake.

Police in Muncie reported they found a man who fell asleep while siphoning gasoline into a 55-gallon tank in the back of his van.

The manager of a Swifty Gas station noticed the white van when he got to work Tuesday morning and called the cops.

Police say the suspect was catching some shuteye next to the 55-gallon drum and a battery operated pump. He was arrested on theft and gun charges.

Police say the gas was worth about $150

nig…

prolly an iraqie

ehh doubtful

sounds more like white trash

good thinkin dumbass, his shipment of oil/crude from his homeland prolly got held at customs…

you have a point.

:doh:

:gives:

my news > yours

:rofl: what an idiot!