Stay the F home if you cant drive in the snow

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@KrazyKid

I left the normal time today and even got to work 2 mins early… even stopped briefly to check to see if I did any damage to the truck when I pulled a Benny and duffed the guard rail! hahaha

the only 4 cars on the thruway just about at exit 23. plow on the left, on lady behind it about 5 cars (way too close) some ass hat in a durango about 5 cars behind her, 10 from the plow. nobody would pass it. and there wasn’t enough room for me to do it safely. I was about 10 cars behind the lady, when she all of a sudden thinks hay lets hit the brakes and spin out right infront of me, total dumb bitch panic slide… hold the brakes and duck your head shit! I can move over to the right because asshole pussy in the durango was right next to me because he laid on the brakes. I touched the brakes and slid and had no chance in hell I was going to no hit her, couldn’t turn to the right, lady ahead of me was going to the left out of control… split second I booted it and duffed it into the guard rail to go around her and then nail the brakes up in the snow and the rail to slow down and not hit the plow.

Once I saw I was clear I booted it again and went around the plow, saluted my fellow road goers and went on my way. CEL flashing, truck miss firing… everything felt fine, wheels were packed with snow so I couldnt feel any increased vibration. got out at work and not another scratch on it! bumper is smooshed a little and thats it. engine is full of snow, and must have caused the miss fire.

gotta love it!

Mike you are 1 crazy cracker but i am glad u made it out ok.