Just the label is worth it
lol that sounds soo usefull too!
all it needs is an NSN and i’d order up a case of it tomorrow!
Use Taint Paint’s all natural mixture of bees wax,
coconut oil, almond oil and vitamin E to combat:
Mechanic’s ass
Trucker’s Butt
Chaped Chode
Torn up Taint
Athlete’s Chafe
Asshole Casserole
Diaper Rash (Both Infant and Elderly)
Farmer’s Crack
Swamp ass (Swass) and Crotch
Over Sexed Grundel
Raw Booty
Niagra Balls
Tender Haunches
And any other rubbed or sore area.
Lol the angry inch…
niagra balls hahaha