http://www.wstm.com/news/news_story.aspx?id=199022
MEXICO, OSWEGO COUNTY – An Oswego County teenager is accused of performing a lewd act. The 16-year-old is facing several charges stemming from the bizarre incident.
The Oswego County Sheriff’s department issued the following press release:
On 9/26/08 at 3:35 p.m., a 16 year old male residing in the Town of Mexico was arrested for Endangering the Welfare of a Child, a class A misdemeanor, and Sexual Abuse, Third Degree, and Public Lewdness, both class B misdemeanors, after being accused of hitting a female student in the face with his penis after asking her if she had ever had a “mushroom stamp.” The incident occurred while riding on a school bus in the presence of other students. The youth was released on appearance tickets and is scheduled to answer the charges before Town of Mexico Court on 10/07/08.
and the comments are awesome
The mushroom stamp is over the holiest of acts one can conduct while on earth. There are certain things that you humans can do to receive a “get out of jail free card” as you would call it in that Satanic Monopoly game. You can either die for me to show your love or give a girl a mushroom stamp in public.
He is now of the holiest of the holy. Condemn him for his holy actions and you shall all burn.