Ten Car Mods That Make People Think You’re An Asshole

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Heard this on Free Beer & Hot Wings this morning, made me chuckle!

Ten Car Mods That Make People Think You’re An Asshole Answers of the DayCustom CarsAOTDListicleTop Ten

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10.) Lift Kit

Are you setting up a rock crawler? Great, get a lift kit. Are you just tooling around campus with nine extra inches of height on your Silverado? People will think you’re a pea brain.

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9.) HID Kits In Stock Housings

There’s nothing wrong with wanting new, strong headlights. Shooting the finest cheap HID kit you can get at AutoZone into the eyes of oncoming drivers is not good though.

8.) Eco Stickers

Oh, you drive a Prius? Tell me more about how you’re saving the world.

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7.) Confederate Flag In The Rear Window

We don’t know if this is worse if you live in the South, or if you have one of these flags and you live up north. We’ve seen people running these banners in Germany, which might be the very worst.

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6.) A-Pillar Gauges

You can have the cleanest build in the world, but the moment you put gauges in the A-pillar, people think you bought everything for your car from JC Whitney.

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5.) Sticker Overload

For every tracktard who puts kill stickers for their runs at Watkins Glen or Willow Springs, there’s a guy with eighteen Nürburgring outlines, a ‘no fat chicks’ line, and a couple shocker stickers for good measure, too.

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4.) Chroming Your Car

Your chromed car might look cool, but everyone is going to think that the most stereotypical Lamborghini owner is behind the wheel.

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3.) No Mufflers

Added horsepower or not, if you can hear your car coming from five blocks away, people think you’re a douchenozzle.

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2.) Rolling Coal

If you think it looks awesome to make your truck belch smog like a North Korean tractor, that’s cool. Just expect every other road user to hate you like you kicked their dog.

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1.) Stance

Stretched tires, tons of negative camber, and suspension slammed to the ground. Driving a stanced car is like commuting to work on a bicycle that’s on fire, or showing up for your school photo in a speedo and a rainbow wig. It’s such a bad idea that you just applaud the commitment. Your average road user is less forgiving and will think your car is broken.

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i think rolling coal is awesome :slight_smile:

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AMEN TO THIS:

HID Kits In Stock Housings

Worst is fucking lifted pickups with HID’s. Makes me rage

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I think flashy wheels would be on this list too. I’m talking the big chrome wheels, or the ones that are a complete opposite of the color of the car. I’ve been guilty of this, and now I realize it seems douchey.

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Hate HIDs in non projector housings. I used to think it was OK until someone showed me how much they suck on another forum. Aftermarket projectors with a really shitty cutoff can also be total ass

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I disagree with a pilar gauges. Not to mention the ones pictured are worth about $700 and rather highend. When you sink $10K into a built motor your a fool if you rely on the “too late your fucked” light on the cluster. Ya gotta put them somewhere. Steering column mounts obstruct view on the cluster, taking vents and shit out of the dash to put 2 maybe 3 gauges in there is cool but impractical. And the giant dash pods obstruct view sometimes too.

Now, if they have a 5 pod apilar full of AutoZone $21 boost gauges and narrowband and volt meters yeah, your a tard

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the gauge statement is point blank retarded… you NEED gauges in a built car and not alot of people want to cut up there dash/glovebox or rip out there ac vents to stick custom gauges there… the triple pod pillar is the easiest way to go.

Hid kits in stock housings? Call me selfish, but I drive to keep myself safe, fuck everyone else… I got hids in stock headlights in my stock 06 civic, I see better during rain/snow then I do with my yellow highbeams on… Im one of the people that actually gets em for saftey and added vision rather then most that just like the color lol…

and i dont rock crawl, but i think my lifted truck looks nice ;(

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yeah HID light complainers, just dont stare like a deer in the headlights as they drive past.

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This.

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I also disagree with the a pillar gauges. Making sure my a/f and boost levels are good is worth it. Not to mention like kk said my a pillar was custom made costing $250, defi boost was $200, and my aem wideband was over $200. Also good luck getting tuned on a big build without a wideband lol

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You’re all doing it wrong. It’s Gearhead Jointz.

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I gotz the gearhead jointz. And they don’t blind anyone, well anymore, they were aimed a bit high and people would flash their hi-beams. I lowered them a bit and no issues. Plus I still have WAY better visibility at night especially in the rain with them than standard halogen bulbs.

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the list was created by car culture elitists

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ftfy

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My favorite part is stance being number 1.

As for HIDs, its pretty simple to retro fit some nice projectors for not to much bread. Sometimes you can reaim reflectors down a little to avoid blinding everyone but your average idiot doesnt consider that.

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i don’t think people in this thread are realizing that all of these mods make you look like an asshole to the general public. even if they are needed for your type of build someone that isn’t into cars is going to think your car with apillar gauges is just as slow as the bone stock civic with apillar gauges, no muffler and cut springs. they don’t realize that your car is built and you need to be monitoring that shit.

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A pillars are whack.
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I cant get into the stance shit… Might offend 90% of this site but when i see slammed to the ground shit i think its a fucking joke.

When do you grow up and buy something somewhat practical? something that you dont have to drive 1mph into a parking lot…

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Yea stance is for hipsters and a perfect example of that is that black srt4 that’s been posted on here ugh stance and stretched tire makes me rage! Hids are a ok with me!

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Just because your car is slammed doesn’t mean its not functional you just need to have a set. I’ve taken my slammed gti through spots faster than some trucks (kk can attest to this) and no fucks were given