Thanks for coming guys, out of control as usual

[TurboTravis]

@REDWGN

:rofl It all depends the the time of year, my facial hair, and what im wearing.

Winter = look like white guy

Summer = Not white guy

I think the bigger problem would be those white girls wanting a taste of caramel. They can’t resist.

You’d get laid there, 100 percent sure of that.

I’d honestly be up for organizing a Shift 518 Ticonderoga Bar Crawl…rolling into my town bars (esp the one from this last weekend) with 10+ out of towners would leave us with stories for YEARS.