Thanks for coming guys, out of control as usual

Do you think we walked into that bar looking to be violent and cause trouble?

We were all minding our own business, it wasnt the best crowd out and we were just trying to make the best of what we could… Aside from hanging out with my friends, another main reason I go to bars is to pick up bitches… One of the very few attractive girls was standing in front of me so I think I said “hey, whats up” and apparently that translated to the guy standing next to her “fuckyoufaggotmotherfuckeriwannabeatyourass” because within 5 minutes I had 6 guys wanting to fight me…

Bouncer kept trying to break it up, but I knew no matter what I wasnt leaving without fighting so I asked the kid if he was ready, he said yes and I proceeded to goldberg his ass. lol