When I heard people speak of the Shoelicker I figured it was just another rediculous aka not to be taken seriously but that all changed… I was hammered at la luna (yeah I know but you can’t beat the 5 dollar buy in they had) on my 21’st birthday a little over a year ago. I was having a good time chillin all of the sudden this kid with a fro starts talking to me all of the suddent in the middle of this conversation the guy looks down and says “hey you’ve got nice shoes”. At a blink of an eye this kid is on all fours liking the shit out of my shoes. I was puzzled for about 20 seconds then came a response, “Um…WTF… Um fella I was bleaching the floors of the kitchen I worked at this morning I’m not sure you want to be doing that”. My friends and I were almost 100% with all the filth that was on my shoes at the time he was lying down in a ally that night dead.
Just when I thought he was gone…
My step father comes home completly puzzled. He waits about 10 minutes before he speaks to anyone and pulls me asside and goes, “so I was recycling cans at tops today and this goofy looking kid comes up to me and askes if my shoes were real leather… and complements me on them. Before I knew it this kid got down on the ground and starts licking my shoes. I didn’t know what to do. All that came out of my mouth was, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? He then took off running and I stood contemplating whether or not I should run after him and kick his ass.”
So as for my story another encounter i had was at Nietzsches(sp) he came up and told me he liked my shoes and such. Mind you i had already encountered him before. Well I was sitting down watching a band and he licked away for about 10min before i finally told him i could not take it anymore. So i tell him to just ask my gf and she might let him. sooooo
HE SHOOTS HER DOWN! Shit was epic. He was like I dont like her feet. To this day she is pissed and she was bitter all night about it.
Yeah I was drunk and quite intrigued. Besides he seemed so excited I did not want to ruin his moment. I just sat in a chair watching the band. Although I was a lil squeamish but nothing I could not handle.
You are right. Then again the last time I was on Allen was with you,87fox, and bladez. That was the night bladez was sitting at the bar with some guy screaming poems.
But yeah, this guy is a pro. I described in the support group that the dude t-boned my Puma. I really did not see it coming at all and I didn’t know how to react, so I just let him do it.
I almost know how a girl feels when she is raped. Just almost.
Only cool homeless guy near me makes $ by hiding near garbage cans with a bunch of tree limbs… Usually gets a crowd of ppl around as he scares tourists .
when I was walking into holly farms last night I saw him talking to my buddy harrington. so as I went by I said to him “nice shoes.” didn’t stick around to see what it started
first i heard of it was at the square this past thursday…a friend went to the monument to get a better view of the band, and comes back saying some guy in a blue rainproof hoodie looked at his shoes and said “are those etnies?” and my friend said yes and then the guy just licked them…didn’t say if it was a younger dude or older or what…
he licked my dirty etnies and loved every second of it a few months back… also, a while ago a friend was sitting on his porch on allen with his feet hanging off, and felt his feet start to move slightly. he looked down, and the shoe licker was going to town. he got up, went upstairs, and stepped in his cats litter box before coming back downstairs. he hung his feet off the porch again, the show licker was still there, and started again to lick his shoes. after a few seconds, he looked up and said “did you step in a cats litter box?” my friend goes “yup” the shoe licker kinda gave him an eh look and continued
