The best spam I have received in a while

[sureshot007]

I am very sorry for you Xxxxxx, is a pity that this is how your life is going to end as soon as you don’t comply. As you can see there is no need of introducing myself to you because I don’t have any business with you, my duty as I am mailing you now is just to KILL you and I have to do it as I have already been paid for that.
Someone you call a friend wants you Dead by all means, and the person have spent a lot of money on this, the person also came to us and told me that he wanted you dead and he provided us with your name ,picture and other necessary information’s we needed about you. So I sent my boys to track you down and they have carried out the necessary investigation needed for the operation on you, and they have done that but I told them not to kill you that I will like to contact you and see if your life is Important to you or not since their findings shows that you are innocent.
I called my client back and ask him of your email address which I didn’t tell him what I wanted to do with it and he gave it to me and I am using it to contact you now. As I am writing to you now my men are monitoring you and they are telling me everything about you.
Now do you want to LIVE OR DIE? As someone has paid us to kill you. Get back to me now if you are ready to pay some fees to spare your life, $10,000 is all you need to spend You will first of all pay $5,000 then I will send a tape to you which i recorded every discusion i had with the person who wanted you dead and as soon as you get the tape, you will pay the remaining $5,000. If you are not ready for my help, then I will carry on with my job straight-up.
WARNING: DO NOT THINK OF CONTACTING THE POLICE OR EVEN TELLING ANYONE BECAUSE I WILL KNOW.REMEMBER, SOMEONE WHO KNOWS YOU VERY WELL WANT YOU DEAD! I WILL EXTEND IT TO YOUR FAMILY, INCASE I NOTICE SOMETHING FUNNY.
DO NOT COME OUT ONCE IT IS 7:00 PM UNTIL I MAKE OUT TIME TO SEE YOU AND GIVE YOU THE TAPE OF MY DISCUSSION WITH THE PERSON WHO WANT YOU DEAD THEN YOU CAN USE IT TO TAKE ANY LEGAL ACTION. GOOD LUCK AS I AWAIT YOUR REPLY .
GET BACK TO ME:mohammedyakubu20008@hotmail.com

This is the first time a spammer has ever threatened to kill me unless I give him money.

[66impalass]

that rocks

[newman]

I WISH IT WAS REAL.

[sureshot007]

I WISH IT WAS REAL.

You are just jealous because no one would spend $10k to have you killed.

[Bacon]

Outsourced assassins, sweet.

[fbrendan]

So he sends an email.

hahaha

[chino]

hahaha that fucking rulez

[JayS]

Who did you cut off in traffic this time?

[ILCisDEAD]

HAHAHAH WE JUST GOT THAT TOO!!!

I printed it out and handed it around everywhrer

[Fry]

So are you going to pay me or not?

[sureshot007]

The ban stick doesn’t give you assassin powers.

[fairgentleman_Z]

did you, or someone in your party call the wrong person flavor flav?

[fbrendan]

So are you going to pay me or not?

Quoted for the police investigation.

[Fry]

That’s OK I’ll sue them for taking away my baby monkey while out of their jurisdiction.

[sureshot007]

did you, or someone in your party call the wrong person flavor flav?

:snky: is that kool-aid?

[Dr.Stevil]

lol damn

[sureshot007]

I emailed him back trying to set up a time to meet so I could pay him off. This was his response:

A YOU IDIOT YOU THINK I AM A JOKER,HELL AWAITS YOU IF YOU DONT COMPLY.IT SEEMS YOUR LIFE IS NOT IMPORTANT TO YOU. I GIVE INSTUCTIONS AND NOT YOU IF YOU ARE NOT READY TO COMPLY FORGET ABOUT THE OFFER

[LZ1]

Ask him where you can send the money or how he wants it transfered

[cougarspeed]

I emailed him back trying to set up a time to meet so I could pay him off. This was his response:

HAHAHAH

[JayS]

http://www.mydigitallife.co.za/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=1034798&Itemid=43

Google search of that email address turned up that link.

Then searching for some of the text turns up tons of links:
http://www.scamorama.com/killer.html
http://monoshone.blogspot.com/2007/07/this-weeks-death-threat.html
http://www.unicom.com/blog/entry/495

Nigerian Spammers Up the Ante - Slashdot

Link to the google results:
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=is+a+pity+that+this+is+how+your+life+is+going+to+end+as+soon+as+you+don't+comply

Now I’m a little disappointed no spammer has cared enough to send me one of these.