The Current State of Shift518

[Murrdog9000]

We should have more state of the union addresses

[car_ramrod]

@REDWGN

Guess how many KK posts I’ve read in this thread: 0

rofl:rofl:rofl

so fucking true, its like the amount of shady’s posts I read

[AVB]

@capitalcrew

I’m juandering that myself avb.

Seriously considering rocking a frank shirt motorsports decal on the evo.

[Cossey]

@Murrdog9000

We should have more state of the union addresses

State of the Forum 2012.

[KrazyKid]

@car ramrod

rofl:rofl:rofl

so fucking true, its like the amount of shady’s posts I read

GET ON MY

[KrazyKid]

[REDWGN]

@KrazyKid"

I see you found out about “McKayla Maroney Is Not Impressed”. Welcome to the internet.

[KrazyKid]

LOOOL i made one of my fireman buddy here at work and kept makign them I just couldnt stop

[sbardy]

@KrazyKid

Some people think hitler is hilarious too… whats the point?

The fucking rules are posted, dont break them and you wont get banned. Holy fuck people.

What happens when you drive 80 in a 65??? You might get one cop to think “ahhh fuck it, what ever” but you will also get a ticket at some point, and your an absolute pussy bitch if you cry about it in court.

There are 3 choices in life.

-Push the envelope knowing eventually it will bite you and accept it when it does.

-Push the envelope knowing eventually it will bite you and cry like a bitch when it does.

-DONT PUSH THE ENVELOPE AND NOTHING WILL BITE YOU IN THE ASS!

99% of the active members are fucking adults and cant figure this out???

@KrazyKid

there buddy :hug

check it out:

http://shift518.com/showthread.php?t=27722

:dunno

seems like he got pulled over for 80 in a 65 and got a ticket.

@KrazyKid

I KNOW he was. And so did the mod staff… that doesnt matter.

“Ahhh officer, I just put my fingers in my jacket pocket to look like a gun at the bank as a joke, no big deal… Can I get out of jail now??”

All the while KK is standing in line cashing a check and not being arrested for childishly pressing the authorities buttons.

Joke like a dumbass and yah, it will.

@KrazyKid

but it didnt break any rules did it?

friendly reminder to ya’ll

KK BAN COUNT = 0

just figured I would rub it in a lil. :rofl

Kk, thanks man. Appreciate the wisdom while I was gone. I’m just wondering what the fucks going on in your head when you were typing those posts.

You should be banned for taking up space on this site with totally retarded theories and rants. Just being honest man…

[Cossey]

:rofl

[sbardy]

P.s.

The doing 80 in a 65 analogy sucked…

I’m not even going to tell you how bad the hand in the pocket one was.

[Yetti_VR]

Wow it smells awfully cunty in here

[sbardy]

Drink some cranberry juice.

[DRock518]

Sup Sbarday how was your 4hr ban? Did you learn alot from it?

[Murrdog9000]

Time out ITT

[PJB]

I bought a magic carpet from Singh. It doesnt fly.

[AVB]

@Murrdog9000

Time out ITT

If people don’t take a fucking timeout you might get johnny caged in the nutsack -frank shirt-

[Boost_Creep]

bunch of faggotry itt

[REDWGN]

@Boost Creep

bunch of faggotry itt

[ReDevil]