The dog story. (true story from last night)

So it was you! My mom was pissed when you did that.

LOL.

LMAO!

BWAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHGHAHHAHAHAH
i just read this at school, in a class, and i had to restrain myself from laughing and i cant even explain how hard that was. AMAZING. BIG :tup: to the newman and +1

i’m one of those dog lovers… but this story is funny as HELL. LMAO :lolham:

cliffs?

Good read LOL

Now to the store to buy an airhorn

I blasted a rat dog in the face with an airhorn at a stoplight. Hilarity ensued.

I know I fell out of my chair. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

I roffled so hard my professor had to come and read it and he roffled too

Wow…I had a similiar experience.

Short version:

Lady has her little yappy dog in Hollywood video. Dog yaps at me, lady cuts in front of me in line. When I go out to my Trans Am, lady and dog are in front of my car. Younger girl petting yappy dog. Dog yaps at me again. I get in car, fire it up and give the dog a double blast of my nitrous purge from the nostrils of the T/A. Wow, how high a dog and owner can jump! lol

rofl. nice.

VERY funny, both of you…

Wow. I like dogs and one of mine (well my fiance’s actually) is a maltese: the smallest and yappiest of the small white yappy dogs. I almost took offense but then I realized that it’s a goddamned good idea so I’m going to do it the next time the little fucker won’t shut up because he heard a leaf blow or something. I think it would scare the fuck out of my shephard mix too.

:tup: to owning an obnoxious dog owner and her master.

Well written and very funny!!

This thread gets 5 stars. :tup:

Holy mother of god, i’m in tears right now because I am laughing so hard!

outstanding. air-horns are often un-tapped by people as tools for hillarity. Not you, sir. Good work :tup:

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Nice! I am a “dog lover” but there is no need to have a dog “bother” a human being.

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