The "Girlfriends are stupid bitches" Thread.

Shift518 Automotive Shift518 Off Topic
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I had a new girlfriend for like a week. fucking headache that was

:ponder

Now I have half a bag of lime, a machette, a shovel and one less 50 gallon garbage bag.

OH and no headache

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llooooool

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WIN!!! I got class at 3…FAIL!

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Please tell me you’re atleast 27. if you’re atleast 23… we can let you slide but only if you supply pics. But if you’re under 23, your man card is going to get revoked for your lack of ability to force her into an abortion.

Unless it was planned… then your man card is revoked irregardless.

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:ninja

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epic thread in the making :nod

child support FTMFW. :giggedy

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:wow :runaway :giggedy:ohnoes

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Yep. That’s why I do nothing but right arm excercises. Never know when you gotta hit a bitch.

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LAWL. :crackup

yeah, my right hand never talks back either… :cool

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http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/2063/ducttapecp3.jpg

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my wife won’t let me have a girlfriend :frowning:

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But your hand doesn’t swallow :giggedy

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y not? :giggedy

:lol

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i dont have a girlfriend …but what i do have is a bitch that would be very pissed if she heard me say that ;D :nod

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+1 :devillook

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girls:

you can’t live with them.

you cant chop them up throw them in a garbage bag and bury them out in the woods off of Rt 9 in the adirondacks.

wait… forget i said that :ninja

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Wow, you guys are assholes.

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Comes with the territory of having a penis.

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most girls are only after the next best thiing

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::slight_smile: