The "How Lazy Are You thread"

Start each one with “I’m so lazy I ________” fill in the blank
I’ll start
I’m so lazy, I just emailed the guy that’s 3 feet behind me to ask him a question and he replied :crackup

I’m so lazy I once pissed myself at summer camp because I didn’t want to walk to the latrine.

I was wearing a bathing suit…fair game, right?

i’m so lazy, i considered not playing this game because i would have to type.

:lol fixed for ya

I’m so lazy that I didnt want to finish this sentence

I’m so lazy that sometimes I’ll be starving but won’t get up from the computer to even make myself a sammich. so I’ll just look for chips or crap around my desk.

I’m so lazy

Edit: …that I can’t finish my post in one sitting

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im…oh fuck it im tired

I’m so lazy, I wait until it’s time to go, before I start to procrastinate.

I’m so lazy I’m deleting this thread so I never have to read it again…

Fuck that. I’m so lazy I don’t feel like clicking ‘remove topic.’

im so lazy i dont wanna do the deed…

I’m so lazy I work out of my bed room.

Walking 4 feet to get to work ftw.

I’m so lazy I don’t want to go pick up the parts I just ordered for the M.

:shifty

ALMOST :nod

I’m so lazy I get all my parts shipped to my door…

I’m so lazy instead of texting someone back, I will just call them… hitting all those keys is serious business.

:lol i dont like when ppl text me. im like “its a phone, dial 7 buttons and hit send vs 34634682767345 button presses to send me a text, cuz u gotta hit the same button 14 times for a letter to appear”

Hi, My name is Vlad and I am a lazyoholic.

http://cache.gizmodo.com/assets/resources/2007/02/rubikscube.jpg

:crackup

Swear to god, during one of my lectures in “Advanced Computer Programming” my professor brought up the “Laziness Principle.” In a nutshell, computer scientists tend to write better code when they are trying to make maintaining the code as easy as possible. AKA: Write code so your lazy ass doesn’t need to do shit to keep it working.

haha, i can totally see the logic in that. that’s what i’d do if i were a programmer