How lazy can you get?

Im a real lazy guy but for some reason I can say that this will have been my laziest day for a while. Although im sure im missing some events, this is a idea of what happened.
I got up this moring for work and took my dads Automatic becuase I didn’t want to use energy to shift gears in the 240.
The radio station was on some foreign language station and it was loud, but I did not changed or turn it off, that demanded to much from my body to do so.
I got out of the the car and didn’t bother locking the doors because that meant not only did I have to lock the doors, but unlock them when I returned to the car. I actually walked a little slower to the entrance doors so that the person behind me would open the door for me.
During work I barly spoke to anyone. You see talking requires thinking, which requires brain power, the brain needs energy, so fcuk it.
I got out of the car praying that my house door was unlocked, it was, i was happy.
I went on the computer and did not respond to any msn messages (sorry people) I also did not my cell (again sorry). Those action would’ve required some more energy, the energy I saved up from not responding to anything I used to kindly yell at my brother to bring me some food. Its a good thing my bed is close to the computer, the only problem is how the fcuk do I turn off the lights?

BTW. writing this is the most energy I’ve used all day.
ps. stop calling, im not gona answer til tommrow, the viberation is killing my leg.

Anyone as lazy?

I have you beat. I dl DVDs, instead of reaching over and looking through a stack to find the one i want. I have about 3 copies of Green Street Hooligans.

Plus, i haven’t showered in days.

im not usually lazy at all, but today i had about 7 hours of class and i didnt go for no reason at all… instead i sat on this lazy boy with my laptop and did dick all… owell

yea i’ve thought about packing it in with the powder coating and the working 8hrs a day and just collect un-employment

Do that shit after i get my rims powdercoated. Then you can sit around and pick your ass all day.

J, if you were as lazy as you could have been, you wouldn’t have made it to work today.

I’m lazy myself. I set-up everything within arms reach of my lazyboy (fridge under the left arm, heat/massage controls/storage under the right arm). When I get home from school (~3:30) I chill 2 beverages (beer if im feeling rich), kick back with a blanket and pillow, eat a (store bought) meal and take a ~2 hour nap until dinner, which if im lucky, gets delivered to me in the lazy boy.

mmmm mmmm.

ps. I just woke up from my nap.

^^^ laptop too :shock:

How lazy an you get?

Apparently too lazy to type the “c” :lol:

LOL… nice Jawwad… very nice…

Walter, you’ve seen my setup. Its a lazy mans dream. PS2, Tv, bed, food within arms reach. I have to do something about the light swtich

LOL solairian, I did forget the C, fcuken eh!

you should buy the clapping lights…or run a relay from the switch to ur chair then the light switch is at ur fingertips…easy as pie to do

haha jawwad, that was a wicked story.

I used to be lazy, I’m not anymore so I have no funny lazy man stories - I never stop doing stuff :-/

damn, good idea.

lol my computer chair is a couch, i keep a complete compliment of food withing reach, i nolonger bother with spellign gramer or proper spacing…and since the remotes broken i haven’t chaged the volume on the tv in ages… i have also many times thrown objects to accomplish taks… i.e light switch, moving objects hehe, i have a recycle bin at the end of the couch so that when i get yelled at to clean up all i have to do is toss the cans from this end ot the other…

^^^wow, imnot gona bothre wit speling too, and fcuk grammer i have to learn stuf from u.

teh light rely is gooder idea, want $$ to do it for me?

i just realized i havnt even left my house today…hah

Yup

so lazy im not even going to bother to read all that/?

When I poo I get my cat or my sisters dog to lick my ass clean becasue I am to lazy to wipe

that’s beastiality you sick bastard!