The I'm still in college because I don't want to get a real job yet thread

You don’t even get a real degree, you get some hackjob degree in “Occupational Studies” or some horseshit. My sister in-law went there, spent a fuckload of money and was lucky to find a job as a shitty paralegal at some bunk ass law firm because of someone my mother in-law knew from church. The school sucks. Good luck becoming border patrol with that piece of shit degree, you are better off printing some shit off the internet.