I still love how they try to show the movie “the boondock saints” on tv. its not possible without ruining the whole movies. you hear every other word. the bartender isn’t even funny anymore. lol
Just saw “Zak & Miri…” meh. id say 6/10 nudity saved it IMO.
Another crap movie from that over rated lard ass director Kevin Smith. Kevin Smith movies BLOWS
i remember Dogma being OK
puke
Step Brothers- Funny as shit 9/10. You’ll laugh the whole way through it.
The Matrix
I am at home sick today and I just watched an hour of the movie and kept thinking when is this thing going to start. I looked at the box and saw 136 thinking 1 hour 36 minutes but when I looked again I realized it was 136minutes. Fuck that. Why the fuck do they waste an hour just explaining what the Matrix is? I would fire them if they worked for me and wasted that much time.:lol: Get to the fucking point already! I turned it off.
:word: I rarely laugh at fart scenes anymore,seth rogen’s reaction was priceless.:lol:
Boats & Hoes :
Anyone see “Day the Earth stood still”? I want to see it but the GF picked 4 xmases. review to come, ill have to pregame heavy to enjoy this one. Vince Vaughn 4 the save-i hope!
if you saw it when it first came out you would have reacted differently. the camera work and FX were groundbreaking. But now since you’ve seen it everywhere from Dorito’s commercials to live NFL, it’s kind of wasted.
I still think the first matrix was the best and could watch it again. Second was very good. Third was terrible.
Resident Evil: Degeneration
Great CGI movie. Follows the plot of the game more so than the movies did. Great animation and visuals
8/10
supposed to go see it later on the imax, will post a review
yeah, the first matrix was pretty good actually. I thought the second and third sucked balls though… it was all about showing off the CG (which looked really bad imo) without the plot :\ The first was a great movie, and you’re right… everyone who ripped off the special effects really diluted/ruined how ground breaking that film really was
OMG, Four Christmases was actually pretty damn Funny! The Vince was the shit! Id say 8/10 i was laughin my ass off!
Pineapple Express: 8/10
Watched it on the plane last night on my way home from Vegas. Holy fuck, I felt so bad laughing out loud on the plane.
The first Matrix has such an incredible story. That’s why I love that movie. Easily makes my top ten.
Traitor – 8/10
Pretty good, a little predictable at times.
REC
7.9/10
The original rendition of the remake, Quarantine. I haven’t seen Quarantine yet, but this was a pretty good film. It takes place in Barcelona so all the dialogue is in Spanish. It’s filmed in the Blair Witch style which gives an interesting perspective as long as you don’t get motion sickness too easily. There are definitely ample amounts of jumps and scares, but actual story is lacking when compared to the spoonfeeding American Hollywood gives its audience. It isn’t until the very end that the viewer is given any sort of insight into what exactly may be going on and why. I suppose this can make viewing the film more fun and frightening as you can use your imagination a bit. I recommend giving this film a shot.
Deliverance
8/10 - 3 bonus points for it being an old movie.
Wanted: 5/10
I was actually really entertained in a mindless sort of way, granted most of it was Jolie looking hot as hell but the main charecter was amusing in a certain “hey I just got the shit kicked out of me” type of way. Super predictable but not a “hey fuck this movie sucks” type of flick. Basically, good mindless entertainment. Worth the $1 rental at Wegmans.
Just got home from seein Transporter 3, typical somewhat over the top action flick, car chases really well done, combat kinda hard to follow(all the rapid camera change shit). Too much of Statham’s abs and not enough of the Audi A8 W12, 6.5/10