The Mind of Woody vs. VTEC

[LEFT]From: JAY WONCH [mailto:JWONCH@mtb.com]
Sent: Tuesday, August 05, 2008 2:38 PM
To: Woods, Andrew
Subject: RE: Dear Jerk

[/LEFT]

Nice…

Someone is coming to look at the bike tonight…

And another guy wants to trade me a PS3 for it, no thanks.

>>> “Woods, Andrew” awoods@TVGA.com> 8/5/2008 2:40 PM >>

[LEFT]lol at the ps3. i will give you a bag of hammers for your motorcycle. [/LEFT]

[LEFT]From: JASON WONCH [mailto:JWONCH@mtb.com]
Sent: Tuesday, August 05, 2008 2:42 PM
To: Woods, Andrew
Subject: RE: Dear Jerk

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How big is the bag?

Whats the quarter mile time on the bag?

Does the bag have vtec?

Do the hammers have vtec?

>>> “Woods, Andrew” awoods@TVGA.com> 8/5/2008 2:43 PM >>

[LEFT]all hammers have v8’s with vtec, thats 8 vtecs per hammer, and a total of 15 hammers per bag, for a grand total of 120 vtecs. thats 120 more vtecs than your current motorcycle, which has 1 motor and 0 vtecs, which is 0 vtecs per motor, for a total of -1 vtecs because lack of any vtecs is an automatic deduction of 1 vtec, so even if you get a vtec, you no longer have the vtec. it is absorbed by the vtec monster.[/LEFT]

I <3 woodrow and I love that he sells sweet items

wtf

Yore both bags.

PS: nobodylikeswoody

so what he’s saying… is that you must ultimately get 2 vtecs at a time… because if you only get one… you will be back to zero… which somehow automatically sets you back to -1 vtecs for not having any vtecs… Its a vicious cycle where I forsee you wasting copious amounts of money in a never ending search for a single vtec.

you’d best get hoppin and somehow come across 2 vtecs at once…

… or you could just trade for a bag of seemingly endless vtec-i-tude.

:bigclap: you sir are correct.

fail. Much easier to get the nawzzez.

have you ever seen a vtecless nawzzez machine?

no.

I wonder how fast you could build a house with that many Vtec hammers.

Makes sense, only a hammer could contain that much awesome.

haha