The official WOMEN PISS ME OFF thread...

Define asshole. ;D

that term is already taken… A for effort though :nod

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=rodeo+clown
1.rodeo clown
Whilst taking a female from behind, you whisper something into her ear that enfuriates her, and makes her buck like a bull

:crackup

Isn’t there one too where you’re fuckin’ her from behind, and you whisper in her ear “I have aids” and see how long you can hold on for? :lmao

Why does everyone think that being single means you cant get any action?

I have been single for like ever now and I still get plenty of action.

quality action too

I totally agree with this. Since my last break up I am rotten to most girls and they cant get enough of it. Once they know me long enough to find my soft spot the get bored and leave, but lately by then there are already to other prospects

:headbang

:angry2

I dont but whatever- not really a problem at this point.

I have the bitch’s necklace that she gave me when we were still dating. I texted her and told her I had to give her something and she right away knew what it was. She told me to keep it and she doesn’t want it back.

Any creative ways I can give this back to her? I sure as hell don’t want it in my house. :nono I was hammered last Friday and pondered the idea of driving over and taping it to her door in an envelope or putting it under her car’s wiper in an envelope. I didn’t do it though, didn’t need to get a DWI over this cunt nugget.

ill take it

… then goto somewhere and get $ for it. :lol

You’re not the first person that said this to me. :mwahaha

“cunt nugget” :crackup :crackup :crackup :crackup :lmao :lmao :lmao

I’ll take it ;D

…then sell it :shifty

Stick it in your butt and poop it out in front of her

AAAAHHAHAHAHAHA :crackup :crackup

what do ya do if a dingleberry sticks to it

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i282/arcana13/WalkenFuckheads.jpg

Then you leave it on there.

:stfu You are too! ;D :asshole

the girls should really reply in here, its all dudes. :confused

what girls

touche.