You put both balls into her ass successfully. Named because trying to put and keep them in is as difficult as trying to keep dogs in a bathtub.
waiting for custom title…
I always thought that was called the Philly Fakeout.
How has the Dutch Oven not been mentioned yet? Fart then pull the sheets over her head trapping her with the poo wind.
prob because it has nothing to do with dick or vagina.
Its how he gets women tho…poisons them with methane until the pass out then gets bangs them out.
Pathetic really…
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:lol:I’ve never heard this one. A+
i tried doing the dutch oven to my gf and she punched me in the stomach
whore
so then i did the: banging her out, pull out, and when she turns around you pee on her head.
the R. Kelly
Your nalin her from behind with the lights out in front of a window. Your friend who is waiting close by sneaks in and you make a quick substitution (remember lights out and youre from behind). You then run outside and peep your head in front of the window and wave for a quick second. You keep peeping and waving until she gets the picture.
Shit on her face and bash her with a tennis racket.
Ha, I posted that from an email I got.
someone add:
The Rusty Trombone
The Dirty Sanchez
The Cincinnati Bowtie
The Arctic Snowdragon
The Tony Danza
The Blumpkin
Seattle Burrito is my favorite :tup:
this thread is amazing lol
with Fry leading the way
The Angry Dragon.
When you’re about to nut when she’s blowing you, grab the back of her head with both hands and shove your dick in as far as possible, so when you cum it shoots out of her nose.
(my personal favorite :tup:)
While she’s on her back, place balls in her mouth and shit on her chest
Cum on her face and punch her in the nose
Blood and Cum…loverly.
and then you kick her off the bed and see if she can fly