I checked Wikipedia to see what happened to Swishahouse / Paul Wall / aka the People’s Champ…
The first few paragraphs seemed legit, and then I see:
Personal life
Paul Wall was raised in the same neighborhood and as Robert Van Winkle; aka Vanilla Ice. Van Winkle’s father and Paul Wall’s mother would go shopping and play golf at the local country club while Robert Van Winkle would babysit Paul Wall and try to teach him how to talk “gangsta”. Van Winkle was credited with helping influence Wall’s “grillz” in an interview on VH1 in 2008. Wall was quoted as saying
“Ice and I grew up in da streets. It was hard, tough. If it wasnt for Ice babysitting me, I would have never wrapped that tinfoil around my face while playing UFO. It was then that Ice hooked a battery up to the tinfoil still on my teeth and got the temperature up to about 216 degrees. That’s why I talk like this. I loved the feeling so much, i kept doing it when I was riding that short bus home from preschool. Grillz was born, N—a!!”
Both Ice and Wall claim to come from the inner city streets and like to act as if they are black, but this couldnt be further from the truth. Both come from a predominantly white, upper middle class golf course community. Both suffer from severe depression and suppressed homosexual tendencies as documented in Paul Wall and Van Winkle’s 5th grade nurse records. The records don’t go any further because that is the highest level of education they achieved which is evident by the way they talk, walk, rap, live.
Paul Wall is the cousin of former Destiny’s Child singer LaTavia Roberson[citation needed].
Paul Wall married girlfriend Alivia in 2005. Their son jalen wall was born April 18, 2006 [9][10].
In 2010, Paul Wall went on an extreme diet and had gastric sleeve surgery[11], resulting in a 100 lbs weight loss. Even though he lost 100 lbs, the most detrimental portion of his body remains: the brain.
The brain is half the size of a normal human’s brain; equivalent to that of a baboon. Doctors are working on a way to replace his brain with a potato so he can have a chance at speaking like a human but so far, numerous attempts have been unsuccesful.
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