the wedding party. almost a tale of incest...

I had a some random guy say those exact words in a Lockport parking lot when he thought I was looking at his ugly ass girlfriend. The guy said it in this redneck voice which was hilarious, bottom line is that Lockport is 75% inbred hicks and you don’t even have to travel to PA to observe them in their natural habitat.

What you did took big balls and a salty cock and I am glad you saved her.

wow that some fucked up shit
:shocked:

that is a fucked up story though man… :tup: to you for helping the girl out. Not sure if I would have had that much patience with the uncles myslef

ironically she’s still a cunt… there I said it tee hee

lol…and one of my best friends…

gotta hand it to ya newman, u lasted longer then i would. i woulda said fuck um amd just left. screw the bitch too, its probablly not the 1st time they molested her- and shit, she prob. lets them if she is anything like her family.

wow, that’s super f’d up. atleast you helped her out though

and you’re christian I take it!
a cunt too, wow.

ah, where’s the love…

that area’s the suck. it’s funny, my friend got married out there two years ago, and i brought one of the bridesmaid’s back up here with me… then she fakes pregnant a month later. :tdown:

i hate that place. i NEVER go home unless if i absolutely have to. props to getting that situation dealt with, newman :tup:

thanks, but i hardly posted this to say i am a hero. i am not a hero… i pretty much suck. i just thought it was fucked up…

then she fakes pregnant a month later

Broads like that deserve a punch in the head

stupid bitch

haha dude - if you hadn’t done something, it totally sounds like something bad would have happened!! accept your props, save them for christmas or something

yeah kevin that shit sucked esp during the first week of grad school. could’ve done without that.

you don’t suck… and yes, you definitely were a hero to her in that situation, even tho you didn’t post it to say so.
:tup: :slight_smile:

I was down near bradford camping this weekend, that is pretty sick.

Jan may be an attenwhore, but she’s not retarded. You’re the idiot supporting Bush and his religious brainwashing, err Christian soldiers…

Boo Fucking Who!! :violin:

^

hey

no drama. this thread is about <I can’t fucking spell incest!!!> and other things that make our country great.
not arguring about god

You can’t even spell incest… n00b…

thats because i was a math major. we spelled things with funny shapes

lol… sure dude… .whatever you say.

I’m done posting useless shit in this thread per zerodazes request

Good, now go be Major EBC!

oh yeah, something that slipped my mind. After my mom told them i was a mechanical engineer they all started trying to hook me up with this girl. She was actually quite stunning, very frail, quite beautiful. However. this girl? she just turned 17. JUST TURNED 17. And well before the drinking got out of hand, the party guests, her parents included, are trying to ram her fucking tongue down my fucking throat. Fuck that shit.