back on topic
newman, how did you end up at this wedding if you have no relation to these people? are they close friends of your family?
i laughed really hard when i typed that last sentence
Why even bring religion into the thread? Never a wise move.
:tup: :tup: :tup: again to newman.
i wound up there because my mom’s best friend is the mother of the bride. And for the record, i am 24. 24-17 = 7. LOL
You cockblocked a poor girl and her whole family!!! For shame!!! A hero you are not!!! 
This was my favorite pic from the wedding
ahahahahaa
lmfao
congrats newman First post i read on here after making an account and i have a sig 
ah but he did spell it right…
That was some wedding.
That is the type of stuff you hear about in movies. Props for doing the right thing.
Newman was just jealous the uncle wanted a piece of the girl, not him…
props to someone atthe wedding calling newman a faggot, making him feel like he was posting on nyspeed even while he was out of town
also props to newman for being her hero, even while he knew she would never know it
:tdown: for not kicking that asshole in the head when you burst into the bathroom
:tup: to janny being damn cool in general, i talked to her at taffys the one day and shes even cooler then i would have expected her to be
well that was a fucked up story, my question is were the 2 who got married related??? lol some how that woudlent surprize me
tell us the real story, shes the one u dissappeared with between the wedding and after party lol
yeah. i was balls deep in 17y/o ass…
but it was boy ass.
oh and ROFL:
how was she lookin at you while she was sober ? did she want you balls deep or did she seam like she wasnt into ya ?
and i know what they were thinking while trying to hook you up with her
“hes got a good job, he yait fah-mah-lee, but he got money … weez just tell everyone hes er brother dat gotz ahdopted as a youngin”
she definitely wanted me sober or not.
damn, i wouldnt have had your self control in that situation then dude …
that’s what i’m talking about
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