This is why PJB needs shift!

Without it he robs adultworld at gunpoint and shit.

http://wnyt.com/article/stories/S3011441.shtml?cat=300

way too short

if I was that fat fuck and was legally armed, that piece of shit would be shot dead @ 0:42 and I would be giving that security camera the biggest BAAAAAMMMMMMMMMM!!! (RIP PC)

I didnt rob the pervert store

Yeah, you are an honest man. You pay cash there.

I would never go into a store like that. Im not a pervert

how much did you get?

I didnt get anything. Im not robbing or setting foot in dildoland

You don’t watch porn?

I bet deep in the annals of PJB’s computer you will find some kinky shit. But honestly who buys porn nowadays?

THIS. I don’t understand how those stores are still around

Apparently there are still people who want to see their butt plug in person before buying.

True I know I did… wait what?

I know right, nothing worse than ordering one and having it delivered to find out its basically a hotdog in a hallway.

I never said I didn’t watch it on occasion but I sure as hell won’t pay for it or go to a store to buy it. I don’t even buy normal dvds

You’re such a badass paul I’m hard for you right now

I just dont watch movies and my tv hasnt been plugged in for several months and I dont even know how to use the dvd player I bought 3 years ago and used once. I unhooked it once and hooked it back up wrong and said fuck it and never bothered to try to use it again.

that last post was sooooo “PJB”

I get aggravated with shit and dont bother with it after a while, thats all. I moved the tv so I could have better access to my desk now that I actually use it do work shit instead of just being something to pile junk on. Before it was shoved in a corner and I didnt have very good access to it but since I moved it I can sit at it and open all the drawers as needed.

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