you suck at HTML smart guy!
copy paste fail buddy. I fixed it above.
Hey you know when you take a masive shit and have to force it realllllly hard, when it finally is over it feels kind of like an orgasm… Is that what gay but secks feels like? can one of you homos atest to this assumption for me please.
We were both young when I first saw you
I close my eyes
And the flashback starts
I’m standing there
On a balcony in summer air
See the lights
See the party, the ball gowns
I see you make your way through the crowd
And say hello, little did I know
That you were Romeo, you were throwing pebbles
And my daddy said stay away from Juliet
And I was crying on the staircase
Begging you please don’t go, and I said
Romeo take me somewhere we can be alone
I’ll be waiting all there’s left to do is run
You’ll be the prince and I’ll be the princess
It’s a love story baby just say yes
So I sneak out to the garden to see you
We keep quiet 'cause we’re dead if they knew
So close your eyes
Escape this town for a little while
'Cause you were Romeo, I was a scarlet letter
And my daddy said stay away from Juliet
But you were everything to me
I was begging you please don’t go and I said
Romeo take me somewhere we can be alone
I’ll be waiting all there’s left to do is run
You’ll be the prince and I’ll be the princess
It’s a love story baby just say yes
Romeo save me, they try to tell me how to feel
This love is difficult, but it’s real
Don’t be afraid, we’ll make it out of this mess
It’s a love story baby just say yes
Oh oh
I got tired of waiting
Wondering if you were ever coming around
My faith in you is fading
When I met you on the outskirts of town, and I said
Romeo save me I’ve been feeling so alone
I keep waiting for you but you never come
Is this in my head? I don’t know what to think
He knelt to the ground and pulled out a ring
And said, marry me Juliet
You’ll never have to be alone
I love you and that’s all I really know
I talked to your dad, go pick out a white dress
It’s a love story baby just say yes
Oh, oh, oh, oh
'Cause we were both young when I first saw you
Kramer, the man asked you a question
“Bust It Baby Pt. 2”
(feat. Ne-Yo)
[Plies: talkin’]
Ay can I please talk to my
BUST IT BABIES real quick homie,
Let me bring you in my world (Plies) and
Let you kno what I call a bust it baby
[Chorus: Ne-Yo]
She got me speedin in the fast lane,
Pedal to the floor mane, tryna get back to her love…
Best believe she got that good thang,
She my lil hood thang, ask around they know us…
They kno that’s my (BUSS IT) Baybayy…
Evrybody know that’s my (BUSS IT) Baybayy…
EVrybody know that’s my…
[Verse 1: Plies]
If I wasn’t married to the streets, it would be you
Your lips, what make you so cute
Love when you poke yo mouth when u mad to,
Save yo nemba in muh fone under lil boo
Like yo sex, but In more love with wat u do,
Turn me on how you stare at me when we thru
When you give it to me, I don’t wanna turn ya loose
Scared to moan round ya, so all I could say is ooh
My favorite panties uh yours, are tha ones that see thru
One with da pink trim on em, and they light blue
Speakin for da goons, thank god fo makin u
BUSS IT BABY, is what I call u
[Chorus: Ne-Yo]
She got me speedin in the fast lane,
Pedal to the floor mane, tryna get bak to her love…
Best believe she got that good thang,
She my lil hood thing, ask around they know us…
They kno that’s my (BUSS IT) Baybayy…
Everybody know that’s my (BUSS IT) Baybayy…
Everybody know that’s my…
[Verse 2: Ne-Yo]
Yea Yea… (so now),
They say he’s an entertainer, (slow down)
Your just one more, (he don’t respect you)
He just gon hurt you and neglect you
Well let em say what they wanna (yeaa)
I made a promise (yeaa),
To do you right and I’m gonna (heyy)
Girl i do everything I can,
To prove I’m a betta man,
Than ya friends think I am…
[Chorus: Ne-Yo]
She got me speedin in the fast lane,
Pedal to the floor mane, tryna get bak to her love…
Best believe she got that good thang,
She my lil hood thing, ask around they know us…
They kno that’s my (BUSS IT) Baybayy…
Everybody know that’s my (BUSS IT) Baybayy…
Everybody know that’s my…
[Verse 3: Plies]
I jus gave her a nickname, it’s wet-wet,
Cause when we finish, she mess up all my bed set
She got sum to relax me when I’m under stress,
Neva told her, or let her kno, but she da best
She like to spell her name with her tounge on my chest,
If you wuda told me it was dis gud, I wud neva guessed
She full o surprises, I dont kno what shell do next
But while she sleep, I’ll sneak and put hickes on her neck
And when she go, she shut down the hole set,
Love to see her in heels, with da slit in her dress
She like to do her own hair, get her own checks,
My BUSS IT BABY, I keep her on deck
[Chorus: Ne-Yo]
She got me speedin in the fast lane,
Pedal to the floor mane, tryna get bak to her love…
Best believe she got that good thang,
She my lil hood thing, ask around they know us…
They kno that’s my (BUSS IT) Baybayy…
Everybody know that’s my (BUSS IT) Baybayy…
Everybody know that’s my…
listen, i don’t have the time in my daily life to get my dick wet on my own, i think all this dick sucking is a good thing
Dude. :Idiots these are all men here.
Singh just came out of the closet guys.
Joan was quizzical, studied metaphysical
Science in the home
Late nights all alone with a test-tube
Ohh-oh-oh-oh…
Maxwell Edison majoring in medicine
Calls her on the phone
“Can I take you out to the pictures
Joa-oa-oa-oan?”
But as she’s getting ready to go
A knock comes on the door…
Bang, bang, Maxwell’s silver hammer
Came down upon her head
Bang, bang, Maxwell’s silver hammer
Made sure that she was dead
Back in school again Maxwell plays the fool again
Teacher gets annoyed
Wishing to avoid an unpleasant sce-e-e-ene
She tells Max to stay when the class has gone away
So he waits behind
Writing 50 times “I must not be so-o-o-oo…”
But when she turns her back on the boy
He creeps up from behind
Bang, bang, Maxwell’s silver hammer
Came down upon her head
Bang, bang, Maxwell’s silver hammer
Made sure that she was dead
P.C. Thirty-One said “we caught a dirty one”
Maxwell stands alone
Painting testimonial pictures ohh-oh-oh-oh
Rose and Valerie screaming from the gallery
Say he must go free (Maxwell must go free)
The judge does not agree and he tells them so-o-o-oo
But as the words are leaving his lips
A noise comes from behind
Bang, bang, Maxwell’s silver hammer
Came down upon his head
Bang, Bang, Maxwell’s silver hammer
Made sure that he was dead
I know one thing. After eating at Fridays and then walking around the mall while my GF shopped and holding a turd in until I thought my intestines were rotting, the shit I took when i got home left me feeling better than a 40 minute enthusiastic sex romp.
Thats what I am saying, but I wont lie, I feel alittle gay thinking I just had a nice feeling come from my ass.
ibrtl
o hai, i can haz post in a locked thread?