JayS:
I had an insurance claim a few years back and the insurance guy wanted to meet me at my house. I specifically told him my German Shepherd would be in the back yard and to wait for me to get there, which would be 5 minutes since I work 2 miles away. I arrive and he’s standing in the front yard a bit of a mess and out of breath. I guess he went to the back gate and didn’t see a dog, so he decided to just walk in. As he’s standing in my back yard he looks up at the deck and there’s 90lbs of Shepherd staring back at him, pretty pissed off to be woken from his sunny nap by some random asshole. Fortunately the dog had to go down a set of stairs and a landing, all leading away from where insurance r-tard was, giving him enough time to hop the chain link fence on the other side of the yard. Unfortunately he hopped that fence only to have my neighbor’ss short hair doberman coming running around the corner, forcing him to jump one more fence back toward the street.
LOL that’s awesome
too bad he probably would have sued your ass if he got bit
Anyone that enters my property is recorded. I know you are all surprised by that.
Pauly
March 30, 2011, 4:30pm
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Rumor has it that it was DEA
That’s not too far off in my plans as well. Our shop has 9 Cameras inside and out, as well as audio in the showroom.
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I’m more of a drug peasant, WAY far off from Lord. I just stocked up on ibuprofen, bought a 200ct bottle.
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JayS:
I had an insurance claim a few years back and the insurance guy wanted to meet me at my house. I specifically told him my German Shepherd would be in the back yard and to wait for me to get there, which would be 5 minutes since I work 2 miles away. I arrive and he’s standing in the front yard a bit of a mess and out of breath. I guess he went to the back gate and didn’t see a dog, so he decided to just walk in. As he’s standing in my back yard he looks up at the deck and there’s 90lbs of Shepherd staring back at him, pretty pissed off to be woken from his sunny nap by some random asshole. Fortunately the dog had to go down a set of stairs and a landing, all leading away from where insurance r-tard was, giving him enough time to hop the chain link fence on the other side of the yard. Unfortunately he hopped that fence only to have my neighbor’ss short hair doberman coming running around the corner, forcing him to jump one more fence back toward the street.
WIN.
Thanks for the pic.
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As long as all your shit is paid up I really wouldn’t worry that much.
yay! they can steal my CRT tv, and my coffee maker. Not much in my house worth carrying away.
Thats not true. What about all those priceless antique velour recliners? Maybe the guy has a fleet of Volvo’s/Saab’s/Audi 2.7TT cars and he wants to find a mechanic. He was most likely in a Trailblazer as all the other cars were broken
