If you’re on this forum viewing this you cased the wrong fucking house tonight. Your personal description, vehicle make/model, and license plate(yup that picture I took came out nice and clear even while you were speeding backwards out of my driveway…XXX 6121 ring a bell dipshit???
White four door late model honda accord. At least three morons in the car.
Know this. The state police have your information. The local Sheriffs have your information. And I have you on security feed as well. It’s in your best interest if you stay far the fuck away from my fathers place, my uncles place, and any of the surrounding area. Go crawl back into the fucking hole you came from and stay put…Little did you know I spent some time working loss prevention for companies and while I can’t remember names for shit I NEVER forget a face. Helps quite a bit when the police come and need information about you(the bad guys) My dads retired, my uncle is retired, family is always there and there’s always someone there to catch your pathetic ass.
You show up on my fathers property unknown and uninvited at 11:30pm, in the middle of a fucking ice storm, and proceed to give me a line of complete horse shit about a fucking dog in the road that looks like lassie???, I saw through your line of shit before you even opened up that hole in your face. I know every damn dog in a 5 mile radius of this area and there isn’t a single one that looks like lassie.
For the rest of you…There has been a surge of local break ins all over the area and I have been on more of an alert as of recent. As stated above, these individuals pulled in tonight and laid it on thick. I immediately gave them a run down asking where from and WTF they were doing here…gave me a from scotia, saying out for a drive. Riiiiiight, a drive in an ice storm out in the middle of fucking nowhere. As soon as I mentioned break ins, the police, and force if they didn’t immediately about-face and GTFO, they got really nervous and took off but not before I snapped their plate.
Called and had the Sheriffs show up in the middle of the shitty weather up there(complete freezing rain mess right now) and spent two hours going over details/descriptions of them, they ran and verified the plate information matched my car/color description.
[SIZE=4]Oh that’s another thing you stupid #%^#%^$#…you probably didn’t know that I can nail a year/make/model description of just about any vehicle better than you could pick your own dick out of a lineup of cocks.[/SIZE] Sucks for you
Car was a white four door late model(~2008) Honda accord.
For everyone else who lives out from the rest like me(like you WAYNE) lock your places up! Don’t leave stuff lying around outside that gives them a reason to snoop around.