Todays joke

2 missionaries were captured by a tribe in the jungle somewhere. They are tied up and bound, the tribe leader approaches the first missionary and ask him if he wants to be put to death or would he rather have booga booga. After thinking about it he chooses booga booga, so they cut him down strap him to a rock face down. Then all the tribe’s men get in line waiting for their turn to fuck him in the ass. After they are done they return him to the pole and strap him back up, his asshole bleeding and dripping cum, and he is barely clinging to life. The tribe leader now asks the second missionary if he wants death or booga booga? He looks over at the first missionary, thinks about it for minute and says he would like death, the tribe leader then turns around and shouts to the tribe…

DEATH, by booga booga.

ew

eh. not even a smirk

i lol’d

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i got a good laugh not too long ago out of a few chuck norris facts:

chuck norris killed 2 stones with 1 bird.

chuck norris ties his shoes with his feet.

and…

chuck norris puts the “laughter” in “manslaughter.”

i did not get it

not enough crayon and first grade words for ya?

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lol that was funny

i was too busy laughing at the polish guy trying to stuff 10 pineapples up his ass.

lol eww bad deal

That’s fucking hilarious.

then I would def. smirk.

Like when Maddox ripped into the little kids drawings. I lol’d

lots of crayon in that.