top 10 cars we won't get in america

NYSpeed Automotive
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Whatever Jay.

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Like the guy who just bought a big SUV is going to honestly want any of those little cracker jack cars.

Here, lets go one at a time.

  1. The Civic Type R. Almost got the tup but then, oh wait, it’s still wrong wheel drive. :tdown:
  2. The Mondeo. Top gas engine is a 5 banger. Fuckin wankers. :tdown:
  3. Mazda 2. More like Mazda Poo. :tdown:
  4. Cooper diesel. Diesel :tup:, too bad the Cooper still means you’re gay. :tdown:
  5. Nissan March. We’ll include a fancy navi so can go look for new friends, since all your current friends will hate you once you buy this lame car. :tdown:
  6. Toyota Crown. All the price of a Lexus, without the baller status. :tdown:
  7. Nissan Skyline. Aw, we don’t get the flappy paddle shifter. That’s a good thing. :tdown:
  8. Audi S3. Like the Mazdaspeed 3, but without FWD. Gotta give this one a :tup:

Hey, there are only 8 cars in this top 10 list. Someone can’t count. :wink: