twat blocker opens up last night

[mcflurry]

@SXY TIME

ok so long story short, a few weekends ago, i went out with some friends and a few girls, one of the girls was all over me all night then we get back to her and her roommates apt and we’re chillin on the couch and she whispers in my ear that we’re going to share a bed. im just like, very niiiiiice, i gonna get a laid!! (i didnt say that out loud, just thought that in my goofy borat voice) so anyways, we go to get up to head up there and her roommate said to hang on and that she had to talk to her, they disappear for 20 mins then the roommate comes back telling me that the girl i was about to boing didnt feel good and that they were going to sleep (the couch that night was not comfy lol)

so last night, i was out with the roommate and then she tells me she wants me to be her “summer fling” if you will, which i mean, i have no prob fucking her, i would just prefer the other girl from previous weeks lol (but she does have a hot british accent and her parents love me after knowing me for like an hour haha) so then it hit me that the night that her friend was allegedly “sick” it was just her talking her outta hooking up with me so that she can. oh wellas long as one of them gets the D, im cool with it…Very NIIIIIICCCCEEEEE

/story
im still a little drunk from last night and now i have to go to work until 6…FML

sooo hook a mother fucker up?:hug