lol ^^
i think this thread should stick around for a while before moving to drama…
word
XXXX is the snitch !!!
THEY SAY SNAKES IN THE GRASS SO I’MA CUT THIS SHIT,
ALL THESE GIRLS WANT IS CASH SO I CANT TRUST A BITCH,
12 PULL UP RUN FAST CAN’T GO TO JAIL FOR SHIT
I GOT CARS, ICE, AND HOES SHAWT I’M N*GGA RICH! -WAKA>LIL WAYNE
waka flaka flame one hood ass nigga
Oh son. Every time I try to leave something keeps pulling me back.
In this case its incoherent banter from an internet thug. Oh how I’ve missed the drama.
^ this lol
^with the “pucker up” style
Now now, I must come clean. I was truly an undercover police officer, There has been a string of hijackings on 400 series highways across Ontario. I was sent here cause all the cars were lowered 240sx’s with sil front ends and MB battles, So after working for Samson(we blackmailed him) and winning a couple of races I somehow got into this website as you all know. Then I ended up doing someone’s sister here, the I had Bing Wong Arrested cause when I was eating at his meet I saw a TV that looked like the one that was jacked from the truck. So anyways then comes race wars Bing kills my young friend and I kill him?? I dont remember but me and some guy street raced down a train track and I won but gave him a free MKIV supra.
After All this I thought my Saga was over but then I was a fugitive and somehow I got partnered up with a black friend of mine. Promised my record would go away. We ended up killing some cuban guy and I nailed Eva Mendes…2wice. Plus I stole a bunch of cash from the evidence bag and no one took my statement or searched me. Thats why I have all this money.
So my Dad finds out and sends me to Japan where i manage to find and bang the only non japanese biddy there and also did I tell you she was dating a yakuza guys nephew who was called DK. Ps this is where I learned how to drift, Some guy names han gave me a free RWD evo and a place to stay and all he asked for was to brush my hair as i slept, WIN. This is after i wrecked his S15 with a Rb26. So instead of fighting like men I decided to have a final race with Dk and I dunno i became the DK of japan.
Back in the Canada i became a cop again and ran into my old partner, nailed his sister again, killed a mexican dude, and got my partner to turn himself in and then broke him outta jail. Then I did almost the same thing in Brazil but now i was a criminal and a juiced up DEA agent wanted me dead. Ps my Girls pregnent now. yadi yadi yada couple of my friends die, more blacks guys from my past, stolen police car, danza kudoro and im still waiting to see what happens next.
Please forgive me guys for my dishonesty. From now on I will be truthfull with everyone. Telling my real story up there got a lot of my chest and I hope you guys can forgive me. Espicially Bing, and whoever’s sister i slept with, gave him a supra, put them in jail, broke them out, and almost got killed.
Hah hah - so you ARE a cop
lol for some reason this is the song i kept thinking of while reading…
You can’t just bring fity into this!! to much swag on this thread already lol
I would love to know whats with all the fake gangster homie g bullshit…
is that still ‘cool’?
this is getting funny weres the Hater at…
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lol wtf is this?
^^ im so doing that with my broken turbo for my garage. Hanging some blue shop towels on it.
LOL^^ This should be a movie!!!
lol it truly is winter, but where’s the DAMN snow SON!