used car dealer talk

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@PJB

I bought a truck from a shithole dealer that seemed like the guy was selling cars from an abandoned house and I had to tell him which forms I needed for the purchase.

He didn’t even inspect the truck and called me to give him an inspection sticker. I slapped a sticker on it where I used to work. No way would it pass with bald front tires, no rear brakes and no e-brake.

The truck was parked in the backyard of the house on a pile of brush. I just happened to drive by and see it when I was looking for a cheap beater.

So that’s how you got the f150?