I’m going to school majoring in getting a piece of paper to put on the fridge.
Over the years of day dreaming during classes I’ve realized that there are two kinds of people in the world, those that work for somebody else, or those that have people for for them. School gets you prepared and makes you a great candidate for the first type of the person, so the latter type can hire you.
Once I have my degree in uselessness (communications Major, business minor) I already know any of the career choices I have have little to do with the proposed career choices for those majors.
Edit: However, I wouldn’t mind a state job myself, that’s the exception :lol