Vick Allegedly a Terrorist? $63Billion Lawsuit

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Vick being sued by a prison inmate… for stealing and then selling his pit bulls… so that Vick could buy Iranian missles.

No, seriously.

Link to handwritten filing: http://www.foxnews.com/projects/pdf/riches_jonathan_file.pdf

Link to article:

Tuesday , August 14, 2007

Embattled NFL quarterback Michael Vick, facing federal charges related to his alleged participation in dogfighting, has been hit with a “$63,000,000,000 billion dollar” lawsuit filed by a South Carolina inmate who alleges the Atlanta Falcons star stole his pit bulls and sold them on eBay to buy “missiles from Iran,” FOX News has learned.
Jonathan Lee Riches filed the handwritten complaint over “theft and abuse of my animals” on July 23 in the U.S. District Court in Richmond, Va.

Riches alleges that Vick stole two white mixed pit bull dogs from his home in Holiday, Fla., and used them for dogfighting operations in Richmond, Va. The complaint goes on to allege that Vick sold the dogs on eBay and “used the proceeds to purchase missiles from the Iran government.”

The complaint also alleges that Vick would need those missiles because he pledged allegiance to Al Qaeda in February of this year.

“Michael Vick has to stop physically hurting my feelings and dashing my hopes,” Riches writes in the complaint.

Riches wants $63 billion dollars “backed by gold and silver “ delivered to the front gates to the Williamsburg Federal Correctional facility in South Carolina. Riches is an inmate at the facility serving out a wire fraud conviction.

    FOXNews.com attempted to contact Vick, but neither he nor his spokesman could be reached for comment. Vick's attorneys, meanwhile, are negotiating a plea deal with federal prosecutors before new dogfighting charges are filed next week, according to the Atlanta Journal-Constitution. No plea agreement involving Atlanta Falcons quarterback Vick has been filed, according to the court clerk, FOX News has learned.

Vick was accused of being involved in a dogfighting ring called “Bad Newz Kennels” run on property he owned in Surry County, Va. In late July, Vick pleaded not guilty to conspiracy to travel in interstate commerce in aid of unlawful activities, and conspiring to sponsor a dog in an animal fighting venture in a Richmond, Va., court.

Vick could reach an agreement ahead of new charges expected to come down next week after two more of Vick’s three co-defendants prepare to enter guilty pleas later this week. By reaching a plea agreement, Vick could avoid any additional charges.

:lol: People are retarded.

Why from Iran??? Russian missiles are better

Do people just pull these large numbers out of the sky? How can one justify 63B for stealing dogs? And I cant believe this was even aloud to be filed!

Fox News is hysterical

and this guy probably sits up at night wondering why he is in jail…jesus what a fucking moron…

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And I cant believe this was even aloud to be filed!

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It wasn’t aloud, it was hand written.

AGAGAGAGA

Hahahahah WOW!!!

I am suing all of NYSpeed. If you use gas, you are funding terrorists.

Oh, and of note, it is actually listed in the filing as 63,000,000,000 billion dollar

So that would be: $63,000,000,000,000,000,000.00

:eekdance:

[quote=“fairgentleman Z,post:7,topic:33907"”]

It wasn’t aloud, it was hand written.

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:clap: :tup:

[quote=“Nikuk,post:10,topic:33907"”]

Oh, and of note, it is actually listed in the filing as 63,000,000,000 billion dollar

So that would be: $63,000,000,000,000,000,000.00

:eekdance:

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Who cares? Don’t be so lame.

I noticed that too. It bothered me.

It’s silly to even think they would post something like this. I guess they will post anything these days and call it “news”

[quote=“Marcus,post:4,topic:33907"”]

Do people just pull these large numbers out of the sky? How can one justify 63B for stealing dogs? And I cant believe this was even aloud to be filed!

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Because it got it in the news. If he sued for even a million dollars it would not get any coverage, but since he is suing for such a retarded amount plus the terrorist allegations it got his story pushed to headline news.

Ya it is stupid, but you know the news can never pass up a juicy story only to have someone else cover it.

what the fuck.

ive been waiting a while to break this one out

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v181/87FOXGT/picards.gif

lol orangutan >*

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It’s silly to even think they would post something like this. I guess they will post anything these days and call it “news”

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it generates public interest, which sells advertising.

It is a business.

http://www.upinontario.com/mt/archives/orangutan.jpg

Is this a joke?

No, no. It’s only his career that’s exploding.