We seriously need to go fuck Russia up.

i don’t think they let you choose where you’ll be deployed. why the fuck would i sign up for the military if we’re not in the war i’m arguing for? i’m not some budweiser swilling hillbilly with unfocused anger issues who doesn’t care which war i go to; i’m calling for a very specific military action.

i hate to invoke this, but:

what do you think ronald reagan would do in this situation?