My buddy is having a wedding this August. They are keeping it to a minimum of close friends and family only. Think “backyard, intimate” setting.
Well, back when I was dating my girlfriend, the bride in questions was somewhat close to her and they made the decision to invite both of us seperately. They’ve asked their guests to please not bring dates unless they are serious about them.
Well, I kicked my girlfriend out and we are no longer talking.
My ex and the bride haven’t spoken in months and my ex ditched out on her wedding shower yesterday.
I need some opinions or ideas on how the bride can politefully un-invite my ex. (With as little drama as possible).
First off…there are Vaginas involved so drama must immediately follow.
Is your ex planning on going? Who is closer with your ex at this point, the bride or you?
I’d simply say, we are trying keep the wedding to family and very close friends only. Even though we invited you prior to recent events we’d feel it’d be in best interest of all parties that you not attend.
Something like that. At the end of the day the Bride has the last word and the final say. She could simply say Fuck off I hate you bitch. That then becomes a temporary law
It sounds like the bride doesn’t want her there either… and if it were me, she’d be getting a phone call telling her not to come. Of course there will be drama, but at least it won’t be at the wedding, unless she’s really psycho.
Have her tell your ex that there were some problems… and there’s no longer a wedding.
Or tell her the wedding is at a different location.
Or have your friend confess to your ex that she’s secretly a lesbian and wants to elope with her.
Have a bouncer at the door, and make sure she’s not on the guest list. Bouncers are cheap, can probably get a guy from craigslist to do it for some beers.