Wedding Gift Suggestions


#21

if you still have all your organs, then it couldn’t have been that bad


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#22

So… slippers and fist dildo? so not like slippers, get your ass reamed out by a fist dildo?

meh, there are nicer buildings architecurally, but that is pretty badass. I want to visit Dubai someday


#23

There you go making assumptions again…


#24

the dubai jokes stopped being funny yesterday.


#25

lol that was the joke… its such a department store holiday end of isle gift. ya know, the ones kids buy thier mom when they are 14.


#26

stop whining. You still have one kidney.

Besides, local policia are cheaper then the federalies.


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#27

GIFTS ARE FOR THE SHOWER, I have never once given anything other than cash at someones wedding. Receptions are expensive and you should at least cover your cost of you plate. I rather have 40 bucks than a 200 dollar gift that I will never use.


#28

meh, there are nicer buildings architecurally, but that is pretty badass. I want to visit Dubai someday


#29

I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to sound like I wasn’t appreciative.

Lets go to Dubai next time.


#30

exactly.

besides, we had ~90 people at our wedding and I can tell you the names of the top 4 cash contributors off the top of my head.

I can think of 1 person who gave us a cool gift.
edit- okay, two.

:gotme:


#31

Architecturally speaking of course


#32

Who gave you a cool gift?


#33

2 $100 gift certificates for different divorce lawyers

and x2 to poopra, no cash, no care


#34

If the moon was made of ribs… would it be this big?


#35

:lolno:


#36

why do you have to make me beat you?


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#37

but i like the moon :frowning:


#38

who the fuck is getting married jaywonch!??!?!?!?!?!?!


#39

Just some jerks I know. Not who you want it to be :stuck_out_tongue:


#40

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