Well... i'm dead (credit question)

What’s the afterlife like?

Is God nice?

Who have you seen in heaven?

What’s the meaning of life?

Tell John Wayne I love his movies.

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What’s the afterlife like?

Is God nice?

Who have you seen in heaven?

What’s the meaning of life?

Tell John Wayne I love his movies.

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The afterlife is pretty sweet, most of the rat pack takes turns banging marilyn monroe in the butt, but they allow everyone to watch so thats cool. Theres also free beer on tap 24/7 but it turns out god hates liquor so theres none of that going around. I heard that Rick James tried to sneak in a bottle a while back but god caught him and took it away and Rick James smacked him, I didn’t get to see that though.

God is nice, but BOY does he have a sense of humor.

Most of the time I hang out with Jimi Hendrix and Rodney Dangerfield, but I see most everyone famous at the mixer on tuesdays.

John Wayne says fuck you if you only remember him for his movies and not the other great things he did in his lifetime.

Thanks for all the great help NYSpeed lol

Do all dogs really go to heaven?

only the ones in chinese food.