Well that's ironic...

They must have known that they were just asking for shit when they named their town…

must be why they can’t have nice things

they did have nice things

…anymore

http://img73.imageshack.us/img73/1976/randynewmantroubleinparadise9u.jpg

http://www.horrorphile.net/images/paradise-lost-aka-turistas-uk-movie-poster.jpg

http://www.efn.org/~fletk/dice.jpg

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^I never realized how gay the dude on the left is…