so i am sitting at the counter and i see a huge cadilace escalade limo with 20inch spinners roll up. the guys like hey we were on the thruway we got a blow out can u help us out. we got celebritys inside. iam like hwat kind of celebritys. the original oompa loompas from willy wonka and the chocalate factory. sure enough a english talking midget walks up asks me if we can hel him out. iam like absolutely back the limo in. so they back it in. tires unrepairable and as luck has it i have a 2755520inch tire in stock so we go to throw that on. but they got a wheel lock and no key. so i am talking to the limousine service owner on the phone. hes like break the rim i dont care get them on the road. so i bust out the acetolene torch and cut the lug off. so we mount it up and get them all set.i guess the actors were in charlie and the choclate factory, the wizard of oz and were wrestler on wwe. it was odd pics r coming 300zxna was there to he got a picture as well. so thats my odd atory.
cliff notes met 2 old overweight midgets from the uk who were stars in willie wonka and the chocalate factory
OK Austin.
Not all carnies have small hands like that. They all have missing teeth and some kind of body odor problem, but the hands can go either way.
