What are you currently eating?

gotta die of something right? ive apparently failed at all the high risk shit (motorcycle wreck, car fire, S.I.D.S, falling off buildings, etc)
so i figured id go with the tried and tru method of becomming a huge fatass and getting coronary artery disease or something of the sort. hell, diabetes, heart disease and strokes run in my family. im off to a good start!!:clap