I bought myself this
http://www.techeblog.com/index.php/tech-gadget/toshiba-vodafone-803t-video-preview
You’re so asian. Why can’t “you people” buy normal phones like everyone else? 
i have a normal phone.
too bad the battery sucks.
Im going to kick a swift kick to the balls?
Yeah that sounds good I want one of those too!
Are you going to kick a Suzuki swift in the balls?
or is a swift sweeper kicking you in the balls?
…Dude what are saying? lol