i jumped it over 16 city buses end to end, while eating a boiling hot meatball grinder, naked, on my cell phone, while smoking and clipping my toenails. just another wednesday night.
all of this + I had dessert.
i had desert and sex with your mom.
A do all of this everyday.
You eat dessert and have sex with your mom?
I for one am not surprised.
Sorry I meant my dad :gay
Umm
uhhh…
quoted so he can’t say he didn’t say, quite possibly, one of the gayest things said on here.
I stared at my bank account knowing that well over 1,000 dollars will be gone in less than week… =’(
k 
homo
Baby headers!
They work though. Or I should say worked since theyre not even in the car now.
lol true
Not my car but I installed a stereo in my co-workers 98 Maxima today.
got new wheels put on it
looked at it with the cover on and wondered when spring is gonna come.
fuel filter and timing belt